Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Ugly Fat Bitch at Starbucks

Yesterday afternoon I stopped by the Starbucks in SoHo. I bought myself a tall passion fruit iced tea and asked for a complimentary grande iced water. All was well and I managed to find myself a good window seat.

While in the midst of reading the New York Times I decided to go to the bathroom. I set down my green pocket folder so everyone know there is a person sitting here. I head off to the bathroom, and then came back to see a fat ugly bitch sitting in my seat.

I was so pissed. I was getting really angry. I was going to say something to her and then realized I should tell the manager instead. Anyways, I walk up to the usual Asian manager I see and tell him what the issue was. He sends over some short, bald, gay, and black man to come over and handle the situation.

I tell him what the problem was and said, "She didn't even buy anything."

This ugly fat bitch tried to turn the tables on me and said, "You're embarrassing yourself right now."

I was about to lose it. She then packs up her shit and leaves the place.

What a CHEAP BITCH! Not only did this big bitch take my fucking seat she didn't even buy anything! I am so glad I went off on her ugly fat ass.

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